Thursday, May 27, 2010

A helping hand to keep meat on our plate

A man lost his arm working at a meat plant. His name is Joe.

I always imagine the crew that has to clean up the accident and what a grim task that must be.
Rip loves a good steak but sweet jesus I can't stand the thought of dudes losing didgits and it ends up in the food chain.
Get better Sloppy Joe.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Fattest Cities in the United States

We know how stupid most Texans are but you can't help but notice they are super fat, junk eating, agoraphobic diabetics.

The list of the fattest cities is a great one to look at and just wonder what the hell people are doing?
Why do people in Corpus Christi Texas run and hide when that bitch from the Biggest Loser comes to town? ( Have you noticed that she always has some porn-like look when she yells at the contestants?
I think the Warthog's penis tip is just off the edge of the picture below.)

Over at Men's Health they have the list.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

BP or BK caused massive oil slick off Gulf Coast?

On the war path again!
The King has ramped up his destructive creativity. The King growing tired of just destroying office spaces and mental institutions has moved on to bigger and better things. The destruction of the Gulf Coast fragile ecosystem was The King's latest target. PETA has claimed the oil spill was not British Petroleum's problem but those damn meat eating bastards.