tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-46950115285620778642024-03-06T12:03:03.818-08:00Whatever Drugs Car Salesmen DoConfusing activity with actionRIP SALSAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08320525791537624076noreply@blogger.comBlogger268125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4695011528562077864.post-69985248505593223172011-06-24T20:31:00.000-07:002011-06-24T20:40:10.719-07:00Lindsay Lohan and Rip Salsa enjoy each other<a href="http://scm-l3.technorati.com/10/03/29/11105/Lindsay-Lohan-16.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 396px; height: 425px;" src="http://scm-l3.technorati.com/10/03/29/11105/Lindsay-Lohan-16.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://twitter.com/#!/lindsaylohan">Lindsay</a> is awesome!<div>Finally they leave you alone for doing something legal.</div><div>The only difference was <a href="http://newsblog.projo.com/2011/06/police-say-driver-of-lincoln-s.html">I was driving a school bus</a>.</div><div> </div><div>When you try having a blog that has some consistency you need to stay at home and never leave! Bloggers who stay at home never get in trouble... If you have a neck tatoo, drive a school bus and have spent time at Walla-Walla they pick on you.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>RIP SALSAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08320525791537624076noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4695011528562077864.post-1358314970731640742011-05-24T01:29:00.000-07:002011-05-25T05:01:05.975-07:00RIP "Macho Man" Randy Savage<a href="http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/247972_10150190472725983_594115982_7474447_6241191_n.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 563px;" src="http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/247972_10150190472725983_594115982_7474447_6241191_n.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Savage">The Macho Man</a> <a href="http://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/article/20110522/SPORTS/105220336/Piledriver-Macho-Man-Randy-Savage-one-kind">died a few days ago.</a> He <a href="http://deadspin.com/5804679/dead-wrestler-of-the-week-macho-man-randy-savage">kicked ass...</a> what more do you want me to say?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"><iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8C4lK41SX-Q" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></span></div></div>The Feral Kidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11589584266564095093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4695011528562077864.post-78763488818167389802011-05-19T10:34:00.000-07:002011-05-19T11:19:13.338-07:00Bigger than the brand.<a href="http://images.fastcompany.com/upload/alex-bogusky-bike.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 620px; height: 320px;" src="http://images.fastcompany.com/upload/alex-bogusky-bike.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />When is a personality bigger than the brand?<div>Take Jobs out of Apple is Apple the same?</div><div>Take the Bogusky out of CP+B is CP+B the same?</div><div>Rip Salsa thinks not. If the <a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/we-hear-more-cpb-layoffs_b18590">Snarky Agencyspy website </a>is correct and another layoff wave is headed towards the CP+B offices you have to wonder what the absence of Alex has done to the brander of brands. Once high on Acid and some really cheap gin I<a href="http://payonperformance.ning.com/video/san-diego-ad-club-interviews"> sat in on a Q&A with Alex in San Diego</a> and I have to say the guy was a dynamic personality and he had an effect on others around him to be creative. Was the writing on the wall? You saw an <a href="http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/n-7Wk6gdR0k/0.jpg">Noah-like flood</a> of talent leaving even before the Alex left (See <a href="http://victorsandspoils.com/">Evan Fry and his cool little start up</a>) and current talent just doesn't have that "It" quality to keep the cool going at the high octane speed needed. Can you say <a href="http://www.polaroid.com/en/stream">Polaroid</a>?</div><br /><iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GUrqaJZH-04" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe>RIP SALSAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08320525791537624076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4695011528562077864.post-32675406797348051572011-05-12T08:50:00.000-07:002011-05-13T13:26:43.842-07:00Erik Ainge Thinks He Did More Drugs Than Charlie Sheen… and He’s Mormon<a href="http://multimedia.heraldinteractive.com/images/20110407/30df42_ltpErikAinge040711.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 315px; height: 275px;" src="http://multimedia.heraldinteractive.com/images/20110407/30df42_ltpErikAinge040711.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a 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He says, “I would’ve made <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Sheen">Charlie Sheen</a> look like Miss Daisy.” Sounds like he’s still on drugs… actually he is, keep reading because here are a few points Erik needs to consider before he opens his mouth again.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt">First, Sheen made $1.8 million per episode, you signed a four-year $1.87 million deal to play for the NY Jets and your football career is over. Sheen lives in Malibu and is insane, you lived in <a href="http://wmdeez.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/welcome-to-new-jersey.jpg">New Jersey</a>… in an apartment, which is also insane. Let’s do the math… $1.8 million for one episode of that shitty sitcom, or $1.8 million for 4 years of playing football, oh and your football contract isn’t guaranteed. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt">Second, you have tattoos reminding you not to do drugs. Seriously? You can’t just look at a line of coke say “eh, I can’t handle this shit”? Instead you have to have tats that say, “One Day At A Time” and “This Too Shall Pass”. Erik, you’re either an idiot (he is Mormon, so…) or you’re a dipshit. I’d say you’re both. But hey, at least he gets to have <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polygamy">multiple wives</a>! I wonder if old <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Smith,_Jr.">Joseph Smith</a> is punishing Erik for going to Tennessee instead of BYU? Probably, I mean Joe Smith was a prophet and all. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt">Third. Erik, you have a <a href="http://multimedia.heraldinteractive.com/images/20110407/30df42_ltpErikAinge040711.jpg">fat, puffy face</a> and you’re not even 25, which only means you’re either drinking a shitload of alcohol or you’re on med’s… oh, that’s right, you are on meds. You’re on “bipolar medication”. Well, at least you <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDhGyRwS4Mo">have an excuse</a> of why you’re a drug addict. I mean, hell, it’s not your fault you wasted your talent, it’s the “rapid cycling bipolar disorder.” Right? Good thing there’s more drugs to cure you, or at least keep you stable for the rest of your life. Hurray for prescription drugs!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt">The good news is since your football career is over I know he can get a job as a <a href="http://whateverdrugscarsalesmendo.blogspot.com/">car salesman</a>.</span> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></p> <span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US; mso-bidi-language:AR-SA"><div style="background-color:#000000;width:368px;"><div style="padding:4px;"><embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:southparkstudios.com:104253" width="360" height="293" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" base="." flashvars=""></embed><p style="text-align:left;background-color:#FFFFFF;padding:4px;margin-top:4px;margin-bottom:0px;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:12px;"><b><a href="http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s07e12-all-about-the-mormons">All About the Mormons?</a></b><br />Tags: <a style="display: block; position: relative; top: -1.33em; float: right; font-weight: bold; color: #ffcc00; text-decoration: none" href="http://www.southparkstudios.com/">SOUTH<br />PARK</a><a href="http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/episodes/s07e12-all-about-the-mormons">more...</a></p></div></div></span></div>The Feral Kidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11589584266564095093noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4695011528562077864.post-36231180166035762912011-05-07T21:38:00.000-07:002011-05-07T21:55:01.963-07:00I Love You Mom<a href="http://www.orlandosaving.com/images/sizzlercoupon.gif" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 495px; height: 408px;" src="http://www.orlandosaving.com/images/sizzlercoupon.gif" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Mother gets to go to Sizzler on me tonight!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/QTRHIVScAXE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>RIP SALSAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08320525791537624076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4695011528562077864.post-66665199097269550262011-05-05T07:16:00.000-07:002011-05-05T10:38:27.035-07:00Thor – Everybody Wants A Piece of the Action<a href="http://images.wikia.com/marveldatabase/images/4/42/Ultimates_2_Vol_1_5_Textless.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 323px; height: 500px;" src="http://images.wikia.com/marveldatabase/images/4/42/Ultimates_2_Vol_1_5_Textless.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt">I used to know a guy who was in great shape, actually he was in too good of shape.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>He worked out five hours a day on top of working a meager job sweeping out warehouses filled with soda. He made very little money and whenever he’d encounter anyone of wealth he would say this, <b><u>“If you don’t have your health, you don’t have anything.”</u></b> What he was really saying was, <b><u>“I better live longer than all those rich bastards.”</u></b></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt">Well, that guy died a long time ago but still works out five hours a day. Weird, huh.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt">Oh, and speaking of muscles… here’s the THOR trailer they didn’t show you.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></p> <span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US; mso-bidi-language:AR-SA"><iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Mv_hgJaNOMQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></span>The Feral Kidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11589584266564095093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4695011528562077864.post-39044800207202218662011-05-02T22:03:00.000-07:002011-05-02T22:13:49.143-07:00Fake pictures of Osama's penis now on the internet.<a href="http://newsserve.net/i/20110503/145-Osama-Bin-Laden-bullet-in-the-brain.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 232px;" src="http://newsserve.net/i/20110503/145-Osama-Bin-Laden-bullet-in-the-brain.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />More instant than oatmeal. The internet is awesome!<div>The kooks came out and swore that Osama wasn't dead, was dead for six years, still in hiding or some other theory that makes you sound the the biggest fucking basement-liver ever. Fake pictures abound proves they are right and the United States and the CIA are wrong.</div><div>The real picture that is circulating now is his enormous crank that he walked around with. No wonder he had a few wives.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://promajaneck.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/sausage.jpg%3Fw%3D302%26h%3D427">PICTURES OF OSAMA'S GIANT WANG.</a> </div><div style="text-align: center;">After that go tell people how getting a vaccine against measles makes your sperm count go down.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>RIP SALSAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08320525791537624076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4695011528562077864.post-2111360036913614192011-04-22T10:27:00.000-07:002011-05-05T07:16:30.723-07:00Naked Gym<a href="http://www.mkrob.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bodybuilder.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 390px; height: 422px;" src="http://www.mkrob.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bodybuilder.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.bench-press.net/images/scotty.gif" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><br /></a><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt">That’s right, <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13162118">a naked gym in Spain</a>. Imagine doing the bench press and having Javier spot you. Seriously, think about that… or don’t.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt">What do you think it’ll look like when Hilda goes for her personal best in the squat? What about when Larry the hairy guy from Rome forgets to bring a towel? I can’t wait until that hottie shows up for her yoga session, or maybe I can wait.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt">Below is a video of Stephen Paea benching 225 lbs 49 times with clothes on, the NFL combine record. Just think how many reps he could’ve got without clothes.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language: EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA"><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ee2cWddxHdI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></span></span></p>The Feral Kidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11589584266564095093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4695011528562077864.post-67269316256358526072011-04-20T10:16:00.000-07:002011-04-21T21:39:34.274-07:00Katie Couric may not want to come to Bend Oregon for her next colonoscopy<a href="http://suckstobeyoublog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/colonoscopy1.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://suckstobeyoublog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/colonoscopy1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />The Feral Kid got me thinking about Oregon after the <a href="http://whateverdrugscarsalesmendo.blogspot.com/2011/04/postal-worker-in-oregon-delivers-free.html">postman dumps twice post</a>. There is a case in <a href="http://www.ktvz.com/news/27605461/detail.html">Bend Oregon that claims the doctors were a little lackadaisical on clean up between scopes.</a> Some lady only know as anonymous Jane Doe found out the doctors did the Kleenex wipe off instead of a thorough disinfection. The greasy lawyer for the hospital tried the <a href="http://www.ktvz.com/news/26439412/detail.html">"Hey what was really hurt?"</a>defense and the grand jury didn't agree. The hospital blathered that the scope "did not pierce her skin as a needle may," nor was it "offensive in the way sexual abuse is." <div>Let's put it this way... if you lined up 18 doctors in a row and you had a Kleenex to wipe off the probe after the first scope how many would volunteer to go second? Zero! <a href="http://whateverdrugscarsalesmendo.blogspot.com/2011/04/postal-worker-in-oregon-delivers-free.html"> It's more disgusting than my mailman taking a dump in my backyard </a>or a <a href="http://whateverdrugscarsalesmendo.blogspot.com/2011/04/postal-worker-in-oregon-delivers-free.html">Richard Gere scope</a>. Do you think Katie would volunteer to be the fifth in line? <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_Givens">Anal gang bang porn stars</a> find this disconcerting. Colin Cowherd wouldn't even promote this to Illinois Nazis .</div><div><a href="http://www.ktvz.com/news/26439412/detail.html">Oregon is a strange place</a>. </div><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/jhozx819izU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe>RIP SALSAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08320525791537624076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4695011528562077864.post-25446167301859557042011-04-19T07:51:00.000-07:002011-04-19T07:54:38.295-07:00Postal Worker in Oregon Delivers Free Fertilizer<a href="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTyqVLbll5JYMWs4N0I_Eykz1XYRouR8opOD4CJzDcz4xx65jSU&t=1" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 259px; height: 194px;" src="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTyqVLbll5JYMWs4N0I_Eykz1XYRouR8opOD4CJzDcz4xx65jSU&t=1" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt">This is something you’d expect to happen in <a href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/postmortem/2009/07/only-in-florida.html">Florida</a>, not <a href="http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/oregon">Oregon</a>. Or maybe <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/news/2002/10/29/packers_davenport_ap/">Najeh Davenport</a> got a new job as a postal worker in Oregon. Did you know Najeh’s nickname was “The Dump Truck”? <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 21px; ">Anyway, <a href="http://www.kgw.com/news/local/Mailman-Suspended-for--119879359.html">long story short</a>, The Smith’s roses will win first prize at this year’s county fair. Check out the video below.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></p> <span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US; mso-bidi-language:AR-SA"><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FDdox8XQ2rQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></span>The Feral Kidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11589584266564095093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4695011528562077864.post-92115964095190138122011-04-19T07:11:00.000-07:002011-04-19T07:24:19.745-07:00Happy Meals are safe again! Oh happy days<a href="http://www.popaholicsanonymous.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/fat-kits-eating-mcdonalds.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 410px; height: 308px;" src="http://www.popaholicsanonymous.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/fat-kits-eating-mcdonalds.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Some lady named Monet tried to sue <a href="http://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en/home.html">McDonald's</a> because her "fat"(guessing) kids wouldn't stop bothering her.<div>A "fat" (just guessing) lady and some "fat"(again, just guessing) kid's lawsuit was dismissed. She claimed <a href="http://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en/home.html">McDonald's</a> advertising violat<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; ">es </span><span class="Apple-style-span" >California Consumer protection laws. She was wrong.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" >She was represented by the<a href="http://www.cspinet.org/"> Center for Science in the Public Interest</a>. <a href="http://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en/home.html">McDondald's</a> was represented by the law firm <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yj2PPWFXFw">Hava Fukin Klue</a>.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" ><a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/04/19/usa-mcdonalds-idUSN1824989420110419">ARTICLE</a></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 22px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></span></div>RIP SALSAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08320525791537624076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4695011528562077864.post-48754086623179471892011-04-16T16:09:00.000-07:002011-04-16T16:09:01.344-07:00Annoying Facebook Friends and Profiles Humor: GQ.com<a href="http://www.gq.com/entertainment/humor/201001/scary-facebook-friends-profiles">Annoying Facebook Friends and Profiles Humor: GQ.com</a>RIP SALSAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08320525791537624076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4695011528562077864.post-69603543208039713462011-04-15T07:14:00.000-07:002011-04-15T19:55:35.328-07:00Barry Bonds and his Tiny Balls (update)<a href="http://blog.freepeople.com/yarn2.JPG,DanaInfo%3D.awfdpenr%2B.jpeg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://blog.freepeople.com/yarn2.JPG,DanaInfo%3D.awfdpenr%2B.jpeg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:18.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt">Quick update on a <a href="http://whateverdrugscarsalesmendo.blogspot.com/2011/03/video-proof-that-barry-bonds-balls-got.html">story Rip Salsa covered</a>.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:18.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt">The Federal Government has <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/15/sports/baseball/15kepner.html">proved beyond a shadow</a> of a doubt that Barry Bonds’ balls have withered away to the point that grains of sand are laughing at him. Now he will be locked away from society for jacking too many home runs while <a href="http://bolstablog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/tony-mandarich-sports-illustrated-cover-1989.jpg">jacked up on roids</a>.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; ">Barry Bonds, menace to society.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; "><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; "><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language: EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA"><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/g23GiivXC78" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></span></span></p>The Feral Kidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11589584266564095093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4695011528562077864.post-43838024241557797262011-04-13T12:35:00.000-07:002011-04-13T12:49:09.885-07:00Everything Must GoThere are times when the whole prison would be laughing together at <a href="http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/41283652/ns/today-entertainment/">Will Ferrell</a> doing something that wouldn't be considered at all funny by many, but killers and bank robbers and <a href="http://whateverdrugscarsalesmendo.blogspot.com/2011/03/rip-salsa-is-out-of-prison.html">one horse thief</a> like him. I tried to be <a href="http://whateverdrugscarsalesmendo.blogspot.com/2011/03/props-to-lionsgate-for-its-first-round.html">snarky</a> about the guy like I am with others who end up making horrible <a href="http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_Chevy_Chase_Funny">family movies and sitcoms</a>, I just can't. <div>Rip likes the looks of the <a href="http://www.lionsgate.com/">Lionsgate</a> film<i> Everything Must Go.</i></div><div><i><br /></i></div><div><div><br /></div><div> </div></div><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0xOWR06ZjkM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe>RIP SALSAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08320525791537624076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4695011528562077864.post-23518233143351512472011-04-12T08:21:00.000-07:002011-04-12T08:31:34.126-07:00Feral Chickens Will Save the World<a href="http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/hooter.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 504px; height: 414px;" src="http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/hooter.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><p class="MsoNormal"><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16pt;">Those of us lucky enough to survive the apocalypse will undoubtedly head to New Orleans. Why? </span><a href="http://www.nola.com/pets/index.ssf/2011/04/feral_chickens_have_proliferat.html" style="font-size: 16pt; ">The feral chickens</a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16pt;">, of course. Do you think a bunch of feral cows could survive the apocalypse let alone thrive in post-</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 21px;">apocalyptic</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16pt;"> conditions? Hell no. But </span><a href="http://www.chickendeadchicken.com/" style="font-size: 16pt; ">chickens</a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16pt;">, they’re resilient, smarter than you think. And it's the chicken that will save mankind. <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 21px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; ">Tonight, when you’re at the dinner table feasting on a factory chicken, raise your glass to the feral chicken. For it is the feral chicken that will be worshipped… or maybe it’ll be <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTNnh2tPxsw">the man that finds the feral chicken</a> that will be praised. Only time will tell.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 21px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; "><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 21px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; "><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language: EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA"><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qWxAXgk1lqc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></span></span></p>The Feral Kidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11589584266564095093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4695011528562077864.post-72147794464915290492011-04-11T13:17:00.000-07:002011-04-11T13:35:52.173-07:00Olive is the ugliest color<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://classictubrepair.com/images/before_and_after/stove_b.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 395px; height: 421px;" src="http://classictubrepair.com/images/before_and_after/stove_b.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><a href="http://news.ninemsn.com.au/health/8233812/cigarette-packs-to-be-ugly-olive-roxon">Australia has an idea for cigarettes</a>. All cigarettes will be packaged in an <a href="http://deadspin.com/#%215520027/a-new-big-ben-exposure-story-he-had-a-gray-penis">ugly olive green package</a>, researchers claim this is a color that's unappealing to most. <a href="http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/stool-color/AN00772">74% of my shits</a> consist of this color so I see the correlation. They also want boring font for the brand name. It will be interesting to see how this goes. <a href="http://www.wnd.com/?pageId=1951"> The NRA uses Australia</a> as an example of what could happen in the USA, so I can see this becoming a issue for the <a href="http://www.smokersassociation.org/the-constitution-of-smokers-association">NSA of America</a>. You smoke because you smoke, if your young and smoke it is because others are drunk and smoking, smoking is for smokers. <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3352942533695064300#">The Truth ads are useless to me</a>, who the hell doesn't know smoking is bad? Rip Salsa knows.<br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/iBELC_vxqhI" allowfullscreen="" width="560" frameborder="0" height="349"></iframe>RIP SALSAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08320525791537624076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4695011528562077864.post-15546497192350741802011-04-08T05:51:00.000-07:002011-04-08T09:26:46.030-07:00Anyone else really excited about humanized cow milk?<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://static.guim.co.uk/Guardian/lifeandstyle/gallery/2008/aug/26/familyandrelationships.healthandwellbeing/KATEGallery1-9489.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 390px;" src="http://static.guim.co.uk/Guardian/lifeandstyle/gallery/2008/aug/26/familyandrelationships.healthandwellbeing/KATEGallery1-9489.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /></div><br />Rip Salsa will get depressed from time to time, long nights in the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Concrete-Mama-Prison-Profiles-Walla/dp/0826206042">Concrete Mamma</a>, early morning sex that doesn't last as long as I would like and deflated fun bags are just a few things that bring me down. I was doing my daily Google Alerts and felt a little <a href="http://www.mamamia.com.au/weblog/2010/07/breastfeeding-can-ruin-your-funbags-meet-the-parenting-mag-ed-who-thinks-its-creepy.html">creepy</a> reading the one about scientist making a milk cow produce humanized milk, <a href="http://www.mamamia.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/breastfeeding-300x226.jpg">milk for babies</a> and freaks that get off on some mommy complex. The first thought wasn't this is a great thing for humanity, nope, it was <a href="http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2005/01/03/magazine/09breast.184.jpg">NO MORE DEFLATED FUN BAGS!</a> The task of mothering a child and breast feeding has some consequences that are sometimes not too obvious to all. Before I met <a href="http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/Nakedgirl.jpg">Carla</a>, the love of my life, I would hang out at <a href="http://www.patrickmolloys.com/fingerfoods.php">Patrick Malloy's</a> in Hermosa Beach and pick up on the <a href="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31K1tJGVOEL._SL500_AA300_.jpg">Agers </a>(Older but still hanging out at the bar). I met a beautiful woman named Beth and we hit it off like most women who just met a guy they were willing to sleep with. We finished with the informal background checks, she realized she wouldn't be chopped into pieces and dumped in the pier, I realized I wouldn't be stalked and my house burned down with me naked, a belt around my neck in a murder-suicide.<br />She was beautiful, except she had deflated breasts from her 3 children, after making sweet love she started crying because of how she felt about her breasts. I made her feel better and said they really were beautiful breasts and she should go to one of those feel good doctors that work on building up peoples self esteem. I never saw her again.<br />I know this <a href="http://dvice.com/archives/2011/04/cows-with-human.php">HUMANIZED MILK PROJECT</a> wasn't started for the good of man, it was started because some poor scientist has a wife at home whose breast just aren't the same as when they got married. Rip Salsa still thinks this is a really bad idea! Freaky ass shit that has some unknown effect that can be talked away in the short term by the profit takers. You wont find those same profit takers when an army of zombies is formed by some freaky mutation caused by humanized cow milk. Stick to formula and breast pumps.<br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8Sp-VFBbjpE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe>RIP SALSAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08320525791537624076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4695011528562077864.post-68804715912082111972011-04-07T09:29:00.001-07:002011-04-07T10:24:33.000-07:00Climate Change Stabilization Specialist (Inter-Agency Liaison)<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7JxuZlPhkS0cP3UjB-dXvww-F7pl-wlUUZKde8Ro1Y394-iXosIWUSSIbjaffT3bvftrBz0330NZJDHEJrBpuVyoGv8TfuzHfyR7NVaY_KWb8ZGEPcHHyVxjlT7k8QYiRPDBD2BN9nZv-/s1600/wow+roast+beef.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 667px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7JxuZlPhkS0cP3UjB-dXvww-F7pl-wlUUZKde8Ro1Y394-iXosIWUSSIbjaffT3bvftrBz0330NZJDHEJrBpuVyoGv8TfuzHfyR7NVaY_KWb8ZGEPcHHyVxjlT7k8QYiRPDBD2BN9nZv-/s1600/wow+roast+beef.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><div>Can we please stop! Stop the bullshit, stop the "<a href="http://www.stopdodo.com/environment-jobs/climate-change-stabilization-specialist-inter-agency-liaison.20592.htm">Inter-Agency Liaison</a>" jobs that pop up.</div><div>Do you know what we do at <a href="http://whateverdrugscarsalesmendo.blogspot.com/">WDCSD</a> when someone asks the staff if it would be a good idea if <a href="http://whateverdrugscarsalesmendo.blogspot.com/">WDCSD</a> had an "<a href="http://cfr.vlex.com/vid/701-54-interagency-liaison-committee-19646450">Inter-Agency Liaison</a>"? We punch them in the face for asking. You see we have contracts with all new employees that say with clear warning "Face punching is allowed." We don't subscribe to "<a href="http://www.pcworld.com/article/184999/the_20_dumbest_questions_on_yahoo_answers.html">There is no such thing as a dumb question</a>", there are dumb questions in life. Don't ask me or expect me to put them here, I would have to punch you in the face. Do you know what else we punch people in the face for? When our "writers" put <b>too many "quotations"</b> in a post! The <a href="http://blogs.abc.net.au/.a/6a00e0097e4e6888330120a622a936970b-300wi">Feral Kid </a>just punched me. </div><div>Over at Environmental Jobs Stopdodo they have a posting for a job with this requirement</div><div>"<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 4px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 4px; font-size: small; ">The Climate Change Stabilization Specialist (Inter-Agency Liaison) will be responsible for forging strong professional partnerships with other Federal Departments and Agencies in developing and implementing inter-agency efforts to combat the threat of climate change in cooperation with developing nations. In particular, s/he will also assist with the integration of democracy, governance and stabilization approaches with the USAID Climate Change Initiative(CCI)"</span></div><div>Talk about a do nothing but sound important job.</div><div>"Hey what do you do?"</div><div>"I'm in charge of forging strong professional partnerships and cooperation with others."</div><div>So if you have a <a href="http://puntabulous.com/wp-content/ZachBeardHead.jpg">Subaru Beard</a> and love talking about what your going to do later after all these meetings please apply <a href="http://www.stopdodo.com/environment-jobs/climate-change-stabilization-specialist-inter-agency-liaison.20592.htm">HERE</a>. If you listen to guys like <a href="http://sethgodin.typepad.com/">Seth Godin</a> and others who tell you to <a href="http://the99percent.com/tips/6249/seth-godin-the-truth-about-shipping">SHIP</a> and do something big, run the fuck away.</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://www.onelastcontinue.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/tyson.jpg">PUNCH!!!!</a></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 4px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 4px; font-size: small; "><br /></span></div><div style="background-color:#000;width:520px;padding:4px;"><embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:hcx:content:atom.com:3dbd2cfa-e7e1-4e53-80bd-edf88ca6415a" width="512" height="288" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" base="."></embed><p style="background-color:#fff;padding:4px;margin-top:4px;margin-bottom:0px;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Tags: <a href="http://www.atom.com/">Atom.com</a> | <a href="http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/">Funny Videos</a> | <a href="http://www.atom.com/tournament/">Tournament</a> | <a href="http://www.atom.com/upload/">Upload</a></p></div>RIP SALSAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08320525791537624076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4695011528562077864.post-71549618417377612912011-04-06T06:33:00.000-07:002011-04-06T17:04:55.475-07:00Walking Briskly + Slow Jogger = Me Feeling Guilty? Fuck That!<a href="http://www.businesstravellogue.com/files/2007/08/forrest-gump.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px; height: 350px;" src="http://www.businesstravellogue.com/files/2007/08/forrest-gump.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt">They fly me out to NYC all the time. Why? <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/ronburgundy">Because I’m important</a>. Now that you know I’m important you should also know I’m a brisk walker. Don’t get me wrong, I’m no <a href="http://sports.terra.com/road-to-2012/noticias/0,,OI5042564-EI17462,00-Mexicos+Race+Walker+Eder+Sanchez+Applauded+for+His+Debut+in+k+event.html">Eder Sanchez</a>, the great Mexican race walker, but I don’t dally when I’m walking from point A to point B.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt">I was walking through <a href="http://www.centralparknyc.org/">Central Park</a> a few weeks ago, making my way to a kick ass <a href="http://whateverdrugscarsalesmendo.blogspot.com/2011/04/man-gets-foot-stuck-in-meat-grinder.html">hot dog stand</a>, and it fucking happened to me, it always fucking happens to me and it pisses me off. I catch up to some asshole who’s running slower than I’m walking. There’s no God damn, mother fucking reason anybody should be running slower than I’m walking.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt">Now this is where I’m weak. I don’t pass the slow runners, I just start walking slower. I don’t want to pass them and feel <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O._J._Simpson">guilty</a>, like I’ll make them feel bad or some shit like that. But they should feel bad because they’re making a mockery of real runners, like <a href="http://thekickboxingwriter.blogspot.com/2010/10/words-of-wisdom-from-unexpected-place.html">Oprah</a> or the <a href="http://whateverdrugscarsalesmendo.blogspot.com/2011/03/rip-salsa-was-wrong-mcdonalds.html">McDonalds LA marathon guy</a>.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt">If you’re running that slow and you’re too stupid to simply walk, or even take up swimming, then fuck you… right? Fuck! <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DIETlxquzY">Why do I need reassurance for this?</a> I’m ruthless in all areas of my life. <a href="http://whateverdrugscarsalesmendo.blogspot.com/2011/03/beef-sweats.html">I steal from my neighbor</a> for Christ sake. Fuck it, next time it happens I’m confronting the slow runner. I’ll step in front of them and start walking backwards, so they don’t have to run any fucking slower, and I’ll applaud them for exercising then tell them they look like an <a href="http://alexbogusky.posterous.com/">asshole</a>. I’m sure they’ll thank me one day. Even better, if you’re running and someone walking passes you, then stop fucking running. Simple.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/r6-SJLlneLc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></p>The Feral Kidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11589584266564095093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4695011528562077864.post-41314921276056643352011-04-05T09:32:00.000-07:002011-04-05T09:56:31.422-07:00Man gets foot stuck in meat grinderThis isn't in the <a href="http://www.filmsite.org/worstquotes.html">top 10 </a>of meat grinding accidents but worth mentioning.<div>A man on the cleaning crew of a <a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?rlz=1C1GGGE_enUS352US352&q=leetsdale&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=Leetsdale,+PA&gl=us&ei=e0SbTZCGG4zUtQPG4piMBA&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CB0Q8gEwAA">Leetsdale, PA </a>meat processing plant slipped while cleaning a machine that was turned off and got his foot stuck in the gears. I am guessing it won't be a sequel to <i><a href="http://x17online.com/celebrities/james_franco/james_francos_grandma_convinces_moviegoers_1.php">172 Hours</a>. </i><a href="http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2008/10/01/james_franco_is_stoner_of_the_year_">James Franco's </a>agent said his schedule is packed. I put in a call to <a href="http://whateverdrugscarsalesmendo.blogspot.com/2011/03/meat-slick-on-illinois-hwy.html">Val Kilmer's</a> agent and she declined comment. </div><div>The man was stuck in the grinder all night because his normal partner called in sick and he was working alone. I could only <a href="http://www.yowazzup.com/blog/images/taiwan-modern-toilet-02.jpg">imagine</a> the thoughts going through his head. "Please check the grinder before you turn it on" or "Don't fall asleep" or "<a href="http://listverse.com/2008/12/19/top-10-cases-of-human-cannibalism/">What would my foot taste like</a>?"</div><div>Industrial food processing rules!</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/11095/1137137-100.stm">ARTICLE</a></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/nWWcQC0ZxIM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe>RIP SALSAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08320525791537624076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4695011528562077864.post-7075852493075848822011-04-04T08:11:00.000-07:002011-04-04T08:42:13.155-07:00Do you enjoy cheating on your significant other?<a href="http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1292043766784_4103655.png" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 420px; height: 294px;" src="http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1292043766784_4103655.png" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />America's newest website-<div><a href="http://www.cheaterville.com/">CheaterVille.com</a></div><div>Just what we needed. Rip thought <a href="http://www.ratemydoodie.com/today.html">Rate my poo</a> was the best site but I was wrong, America loves to cheat.</div><div>Also-</div><div>World map of penis sizes. No wonder we are at war with some countries. It isn't oil, it isn't freedom, it isn't terrorism...<a href="http://www.disinfo.com/2011/03/world-penis-size-map/">Nope it's penis envy</a>. </div><div>No wonder my friends call me <a href="http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message1426059/pg4">Congo</a>.</div><div><br /></div><img src="http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2011/3/18/14/interactive-penis-size-world-map-32475-1300474409-15.jpg" style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 348px;" border="0" alt="" />RIP SALSAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08320525791537624076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4695011528562077864.post-88550915980007663102011-04-03T20:23:00.000-07:002011-04-03T20:35:14.979-07:00Louis Murphy, WR for the Raiders, former Florida Gator and Viagra User?<a href="http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/louis-murphy.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 350px; height: 366px;" src="http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/louis-murphy.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt">It’s bad enough he plays for the Raiders, which is a step down from the Gators, but getting <a href="http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/college/gators/os-florida-louis-murphy-arrested-040320110403,0,1382828.story">busted with Viagra</a>? Come on Louis, you’re 23 years old and you don’t seem like a roid using, <a href="http://whateverdrugscarsalesmendo.blogspot.com/2011/03/video-proof-that-barry-bonds-balls-got.html">ball shrinker like Barry Bonds</a>. Why do you need Viagra? When I was 23 I could, and would, <a href="http://knifefightingjesus.com/wp-content/uploads/boner.jpg">achieve wood</a> anytime and anyplace. Now that I’m an old man, well who am I kidding, I still achieve wood on demand… just as long as I get a good nap in afterwards. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></p> <span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US; mso-bidi-language:AR-SA"><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/w208VXxwZzI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></span>The Feral Kidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11589584266564095093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4695011528562077864.post-6326194559645821302011-04-03T19:26:00.000-07:002011-04-03T20:19:41.148-07:00Katie Couric to Exit the CBS Evening News<a href="http://bsimmons.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/katie_couric.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 319px; height: 417px;" src="http://bsimmons.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/katie_couric.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt">Rip Salsa’s <a href="http://whateverdrugscarsalesmendo.blogspot.com/2011/03/march-is-colon-awareness-month.html">heartwarming post about colon awareness month</a> got me thinking about Katie Couric and her exit from the <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/sections/eveningnews/main3420.shtml">CBS Evening News</a>. Nobody watches network news, that’s something we can all agree on, but <a href="http://entertainment.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474979163978">when Katie leaves CBS</a> this June I wonder what she’ll leave behind?</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt">Will it be the five <a href="http://www.ecojoes.com/how-to-stop-phone-books-in-four-minutes/">NYC phone books</a> she had to sit on in order to be in frame?</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt">Or the <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/+katie_is_pukey_mug,81998922">coffee mugs with her face on them</a>?</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt">One thing is for sure, Brian Williams <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nPjO_zT7po">can’t dance like Katie</a>.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:16.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt">I will give Katie credit for this hilarious video.</span> <span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/nokTjEdaUGg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></p>The Feral Kidhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11589584266564095093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4695011528562077864.post-44955779239499479572011-03-31T20:45:00.000-07:002011-03-31T21:37:03.297-07:00March is Colon awareness month<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR1ZjNTl_r2ApdmqVPAVfS0jNum2Yj8z5SFwBX7izqsxw2XNn1B" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 159px; height: 318px;" src="http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR1ZjNTl_r2ApdmqVPAVfS0jNum2Yj8z5SFwBX7izqsxw2XNn1B" border="0" alt="" /></a></div><div>I hope you didn't misread the title and thought it was <a href="http://www.lostlettermen.com/barry-rothbard-column-cowherd-gives-us-reason-to-root-for-mountain-west/">Colin Cowherd</a> awareness month.</div><div>This is something serious and even though assholes are involved it isn't about <a href="http://www.sportsgrid.com/ncaa-basketball/dan-patrick-calls-out-rick-reilly-colin-cowherd/">Colin Cowherd</a>.</div><div><br /></div><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/CbUesuxT1IE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe><br /><br /><div>As Rip's family was awakened one afternoon in 2000 to <a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2011/03/katie-couric-is-probably-leaving-cbs-evening-news-what-took-so-long/73122/">Katie Couric's</a> artful and brave live <a href="http://www.coloncancerresource.com/katie-couric-colonoscopy.html">colonoscopy</a>. She alone increased colon cancer screening by numbers that made a few doctors really really rich.</div><div><a href="http://whateverdrugscarsalesmendo.blogspot.com/">WDCSD</a> staff member <a href="http://www.banksy.co.uk/outdoors/outusa/images/tableimages/kite-2.jpg">Art Banks</a> was most likely saved by Katie. <a href="http://articles.baltimoresun.com/2011-03-30/sports/bal-sportsblitz-jones-gregg0330_1_mma-training-kelly-gregg-ravens">Art</a> is our television critic who spends a lot of time sitting on his ass and doing as little as possible.</div><div><br /></div><div>A ripple effect occurred after Katie's gesture and other celebrities joined in, specificly <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000152/">Richard Gere</a>. This video solved one of the most recognized <a href="http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/celebrities/a/richard_gere.htm">URBAN LEGENDS EVER</a>. We would like to thank <a href="http://www.moviewatchlist.com/cast_gallery/images/Richard%20Gere%20(7).jpg">Richard</a> personally for his courageous act.</div><div>Enjoy the <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000152/bio">Richard Gere</a> colonoscopy video.</div><div><br /></div><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EmwqPvjDb0k" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe>RIP SALSAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08320525791537624076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4695011528562077864.post-76480827547077512222011-03-30T14:22:00.001-07:002011-03-30T15:06:25.222-07:00Props to Lionsgate® for it's first round of Microbudget films<a href="http://www.thewrap.com/files/u3997/lionsgate6bf2d9fbe702845bdb5597c8645c745d_0.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 450px; height: 265px;" src="http://www.thewrap.com/files/u3997/lionsgate6bf2d9fbe702845bdb5597c8645c745d_0.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><div><br /></div>Rip Salsa gets this email at ripsalsa@gmail.com from these advertisement guys and they all send the same one.<div>"<a href="http://www.alexbogusky.com/speaking-out.html">Hey D-bag try "doing" instead of being so snarky</a>" or "Why the fuck do you hate on <a href="http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=Gyhd0Q6hUlU">Cowherd</a> so much? Get a life dickhead" After I sort through the multiple 1099 forums for my motivational speaking, my massive W-2 and counting my cash that I hide from the Mexican government I respond by asking them, "<a href="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Eastbound_%26_Down">How much money do you make a year</a>?"</div><div><a href="http://whateverdrugscarsalesmendo.blogspot.com/">WDCSD</a> isn't just about <a href="http://www.bnet.com/blog/advertising-business/alex-bogusky-8217s-definition-of-8220success-8221-contains-a-55m-omission/3101">snarkiness</a> thrust upon certain d-bags, we have love for goodness and forward thinking people and businesses.</div><div><a href="http://www.lionsgate.com/">Lionsgate® films</a> had a good idea with it's Microbudget films which awards budding actors and filmmakers with a chance to shine like <a href="http://sethgodin.typepad.com/">Seth Godin's head</a>. The first couple of films will be RAPTUREPALOOZA a post-apocalyptic comendy, GAY DUDE, a coming of age comedy with a twist, and 6 MIRANDA DRIVE, a supernatural thriller. Joe Drake, President of the Motion Picture Group at <a href="http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118034675?refCatId=13">Lionsgate announced</a>. So lick my snarky balls you haters. </div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(70, 70, 70); line-height: 16px; "><span class="Apple-style-span"> </span></span></div><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0QKOpcETmjc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe>RIP SALSAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08320525791537624076noreply@blogger.com0