Saturday, July 18, 2009

Death of the Autotune: Jay-Z is a smart guy

FLEX



This is what moved Jay-Z to pen the above song


Friday, July 17, 2009

Would You?

Thursday, July 16, 2009

McDonald's Happy Meal Turns 30





McDonald's Happy Meal Turns 30!
Seems to be going well for America.
Obesity rates thank you and your buddies.


ARTICLE

Explosion at a SLIM JIM plant kills 3




Not the "Snap into a Slim Jim" the company was looking for.
A gas leak caused an explosion that killed three Slim Jim workers.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Alex Bogusky gives interview on the set of "SAW XI"

Apparently Alex gives interviews in between cutting up hookers in a creepy basement-like facility.
Much of the interview looks and sounds like he is trying for something but not reaching it.
Comes off less cool than the Bogusky brand needs to.
Traditional Media...Blah Blah Blah
Traditional Media...Blah Blah Blah.
Method Advertising?  WHAT?
SO COOL...SO SO COOL

Jeremy Abelson Interviews Alex Bogusky for the Huffington Post from Jeremy Abelson on Vimeo.

Friday, July 10, 2009

The Softer side of Canada




Canada...Real nice.
Dickwads



Monday, July 6, 2009

Is Will Smith remaking "The Death Pool"



Holy Crap! When will Will Smith buy the rights to the two deadly months of 2009? WDCSD has not seen a 60 day span like this one...EVER!
What a couple of weeks!

Michael Roof didn't even get a blip on the tidal wave of death.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Joey Chestnut defends his mustard belt


Hotdogs. 68 Hotdogs.
Just thinking about it makes Rip Salsa ill, ill but proud to be an American.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Dude You Just Poached My Ad

There has been a lot of hype surrounding Alex and his band of cool lately, a "Summer Surprise", a huge push of self promotion and others claiming a near JUMP THE SHARK of Alex.
The business built around watching the ad world has been all over a blow job sandwich which Gawker came out and blamed Cool Alex and the Bike Commuters for and now the Microsoft Puke ad for Explore 8.0, both the work of others and not CP+B but became about CP+B.  The continued self promotion has confused some or maybe like a cushion fart that lingers, CP+B still gets the blame for the smell.  Fernado from SNL said,
 "It's not how feel, it's how you look."

Nice job boys and girls of Boulder...You have made it! Perception is everything.
T

Thursday, July 2, 2009

The Oldest Jonas brother will be having dirty hot sex soon


Kevin Jonas, the oldest Jonas Brother, is anticipating the day he can throw his purity ring over a bridge and watch it sink to the bottom of the bay.  After Kevin gets married and bangs this hot hairdresser I am sure the other brothers will be asking what the hell it was like to have dirty hot sex?  Kevin will be telling his brothers to throw those stupid rings away and start hitting the hotties in the concert crowds, suggesting they change their name from Jonas Brothers to Motley Jonas, this sex thing is unbelievable.
"It was tough performing last night, knowing that I was going to ask the biggest question in my life to the most amazing girl in the world," People quoted Jonas as saying.



Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Step Two: Kill the parents

Fucking dip shits with exotic pets.
What the fuck are you proving by owning a snake that takes up more room than an Andre the Giant shit?  Were all the pit bulls taken?  Did the local Tiger adoption fall through?  Life has enough bullshit without introducing a snake.