A helping hand to keep meat on our plate

A man lost his arm working at a meat plant. His name is Joe.

I always imagine the crew that has to clean up the accident and what a grim task that must be.

Rip loves a good steak but sweet jesus I can't stand the thought of dudes losing didgits and it ends up in the food chain.

Get better Sloppy Joe.

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Fattest Cities in the United States

We know how stupid most Texans are but you can't help but notice they are super fat, junk eating, agoraphobic diabetics.

The list of the fattest cities is a great one to look at and just wonder what the hell people are doing?

Why is Riverside the fattest city in California?

Why do people in Corpus Christi Texas run and hide when that bitch from the Biggest Loser comes to town? ( Have you noticed that she always has some porn-like look when she yells at the contestants?
I think the Warthog's penis tip is just off the edge of the picture below.)

Over at Men's Health they have the list.

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Top 10 Tasered Moments

Not 10 but I got 6.

Philly Fan

The Don't Tase me Bro.

Drunk A's Fan "Come on! Take it easy on him"

Eric Estrada's testicle blast

Or your getting it again

Cop can not wait to taser fat black guy

BP or BK caused massive oil slick off Gulf Coast?

On the war path again!
The King has ramped up his destructive creativity. The King growing tired of just destroying office spaces and mental institutions has moved on to bigger and better things. The destruction of the Gulf Coast fragile ecosystem was The King's latest target. PETA has claimed the oil spill was not British Petroleum's problem but those damn meat eating bastards.

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Signs

Ingredients needed.
1 shot- Bitterness and anger caused by rural female turning you down and leaving with your 19 year old high school rivial.

7 oz- Peach Schnapps, slightly warm and from a plastic bottle.

1 shot- Conversation about the next stupid fucking tattoo you'll be getting on your shoulder that is meant to impress really hot rural chicks your individuality and coolness.

7 cans- Keystone light 16 oz.

1 dirt road- A road just far enough away from your parents trailer and isolated enough that you wont encounter that "Fucking" county sheriff.

1 truck- Preferably a Ford with Calvin pissing on something and MUST have that rusty hood
that helps keep your can from sliding when you stop to bullshit with a guy named Al.

1 gun- Any gun excluding a scatter rifle or shotgun.

7 cans- Whatever beer is left in the cooler.

1 friend- A friend with less pull than you, no car or pickup and goes wherever you go.

1 sign- Finally the anger and resentment of your life boils over and you have to shoot
something.

Things always seem to work for our award winners

And the award goes to...

Sweet Justice
Ryan Kutscher was promoted to Creative Director at CP+B.
Staff Members are stoked, as Ryan seems to pull off the trying to be cool side of things so well.
From sun glasses at a shoot to the ever popular 'haven't shaved look' and finally posting every award possible for 'Whopper Freakout' on his own web page. (Found nowhere on his award list is the WDCSD's D-Bag of the year award.)
Although far less the redoubtable foe of unhipness compared to Alex Bogusky, Ryan has been made and is an earner for the Crispin Nostra
Good Job Ryan!


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Whopper Freakout

Death of the Autotune: Jay-Z is a smart guy

FLEX



This is what moved Jay-Z to pen the above song

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McDonald's Happy Meal Turns 30

McDonald's Happy Meal Turns 30!
Seems to be going well for America.
Obesity rates thank you and your buddies.

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Explosion at a SLIM JIM plant kills 3

Not the "Snap into a Slim Jim" the company was looking for.

A gas leak caused an explosion that killed three Slim Jim workers.

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Alex Bogusky gives interview on the set of "SAW XI"

Apparently Alex gives interviews in between cutting up hookers in a creepy basement-like facility.

Much of the interview looks and sounds like he is trying for something but not reaching it.

Comes off less cool than the Bogusky brand needs to.

Traditional Media...Blah Blah Blah

Traditional Media...Blah Blah Blah.

Method Advertising?  WHAT?

SO COOL...SO SO COOL

Jeremy Abelson Interviews Alex Bogusky for the Huffington Post from Jeremy Abelson on Vimeo.

The Softer side of Canada

Canada...Real nice.

Dickwads

Is Will Smith remaking "The Death Pool"

Holy Crap! When will Will Smith buy the rights to the two deadly months of 2009? WDCSD has not seen a 60 day span like this one...EVER!

What a couple of weeks!

Ed

Farrah

Michael J

Billy Mays

Julia's Cousin

Steve McNair

Michael Roof didn't even get a blip on the tidal wave of death.

Joey Chestnut defends his mustard belt

Hotdogs. 68 Hotdogs.

Just thinking about it makes Rip Salsa ill, ill but proud to be an American.

Dude You Just Poached My Ad

There has been a lot of hype surrounding Alex and his band of cool lately, a "Summer Surprise", a huge push of self promotion and others claiming a near JUMP THE SHARK of Alex.

The business built around watching the ad world has been all over a blow job sandwich which Gawker came out and blamed Cool Alex and the Bike Commuters for and now the Microsoft Puke ad for Explore 8.0, both the work of others and not CP+B but became about CP+B.  The continued self promotion has confused some or maybe like a cushion fart that lingers, CP+B still gets the blame for the smell.  Fernado from SNL said,

 "It's not how feel, it's how you look."

Nice job boys and girls of Boulder...You have made it! Perception is everything.

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The Oldest Jonas brother will be having dirty hot sex soon

Kevin Jonas, the oldest Jonas Brother, is anticipating the day he can throw his purity ring over a bridge and watch it sink to the bottom of the bay.  After Kevin gets married and bangs this hot hairdresser I am sure the other brothers will be asking what the hell it was like to have dirty hot sex?  Kevin will be telling his brothers to throw those stupid rings away and start hitting the hotties in the concert crowds, suggesting they change their name from Jonas Brothers to Motley Jonas, this sex thing is unbelievable.

"It was tough performing last night, knowing that I was going to ask the biggest question in my life to the most amazing girl in the world," People quoted Jonas as saying.

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Step Two: Kill the parents

Fucking dip shits with exotic pets.

What the fuck are you proving by owning a snake that takes up more room than an Andre the Giant shit?  Were all the pit bulls taken?  Did the local Tiger adoption fall through?  Life has enough bullshit without introducing a snake.

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Give Me Sex Or I Kill The Dog.

This Dognapper's days are now spent behind bars.

He demanded $70 or some sex for the return of Pineapple the Dog.

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RIP Billy Mays

Pitchman Billy Mays died.

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Ad guys: Try getting laid more at home and stop taking it to the digital airwaves

Sweet Jesus is the entire ad world horny?