Learning English is hard but singing is harder.

Rip Salsa loves those FW: emails you get that point out how Clinton was at fault for the mortgage crisis or my favorite
Are you patriotic enough?
Turns out from an online test Rip Salsa is

Somewhat Patriotic
He scored 63% US Philosophy, 70% American Pride, 33% Involvement, and 100% Citizen Status!

Getting a shitty score like Rip's score the committee for patriotic citizens require you to listen to this god awful video 12 times and then shoot yourself in the foot with an American made gun.
Uncle Sam is pissed!
Press one for English.
Don't they realize all you need is a balance on a credit card and America will welcome one and all.