They used to let fat guys be lead singers: Crappy Video of the week

Fat Hobos used to be lead singers.

Hell is coming for Breakfast...Awake to the wrath

Black Dynamite - Hell Yeah

I know my rights

Vegans have better sex?

PETA claims vegans have better sex.

When WDCSD staff was polled on the validity of the PETA ad many agreed that eating a giant steak and some potato fritters then jumping in bed to knock one out isn't the best sex they have ever had. Many of the WDCSD staff commented that they were concerned about "letting one go" in bed after eating a big chunk of meat. Rip Salsa posed the question, "Has anyone smelled a broccoli fart?"

Good question Rip.

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Will the People Rise?

2000 here, 4000 there .. you know what I'm talking about, people losing their jobs.

Of course not everyone is unemployed.

Makes you wonder when someone finally says 'fuck it' and decided to punish the real criminal.

Alex Bogusky remakes the famous Coke commercial with Mean Joe Green

Is there a chance Alex would remake the bible?

Nothing is sacred with those dudes in Miami and Boulder.

First they reanimated Orville and now a weak attempt at a hip Superbowl ad using a dude name "Mean Troy"

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Texans have to decide between food or beer...Beer always wins in Texas

Many Texans are having to decide between beer and food.

Beer wins.
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4 hours 29 minutes and Triathlons

You know those people brag about running a marathon. Not real runners because they don't boast about shit like that. I'm talking about people, usually out of shape women, who don't train for more than two weeks and think moving their bodies for 5 hours is some tremendous feat.

4 hours 29 minutes, that was Oprah's time. Memorize that. You can't use it against the stupid women for obvious reasons, but the stupid men that brag about marathons, shit, if you can't beat Oprah then fuck off and shut up.

Now those same morons think that swimming two laps in a pool, walking a mile and riding a bike two miles is a 'triathlon'. Fuck them. If I can see fat on your upper arms then you're not a triathlete, or any sort of athlete.

Like everything else Hollywood abandons Canada

Another bummer for the nice guys up north.

Hollywood leaves Canada high and dry.
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Another crappy band you should have forgot.

Nothing like a thirty-something singing a song about hooking up with a pre- adult.

Gotta Love the Passion, and Crying

Typical east coast NFL football loser.

Burger King Buys Back Into NASCAR

The King is back on the track after a year off to chase down foreigners who have never eaten a burger. They picked a team that had a driver that looks like he enjoys one or two Whoppers while wheeling around the track. Quoted in the article is David Root the head of Burger King's adult promotions and sponsorships as saying.

"the renowned loyalty of NASCAR fans is a prime reason for the fast food chain to get back on the track, and noted that the Burger King brand “resonates” well with NASCAR fans."

I think BK is a little wrong in this assessment, NASCAR fans just love grease and would just as likely pull over at McDonald's or Denny's (assuming their white) on the way home from a NASCAR event. It all depends on when they need to pee out the seven quarts of Busch Light they consumed as they sunburned their arms and big ass bellies during the race, and that's just the women.

NASCAR you go!

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Ace Frehley trashes Gene

The South doesn't just love their chicken fried.

Step your game up Virginia!

TOP 10 States that love to kill people who killed people.

1. TEXAS-425
2. VIRGINIA-102
3. OKLAHOMA-88
4. MISSOURI-66
5. FLORIDA-66
6. NORTH CAROLINA-43
7. GEORGIA-43
8.SOUTH CAROLINA-40
9.ALABAMA-39
10-LOUISIANA-27

Has anyone done a study on the relationship of boiled peanuts sold and number of executions in a state?

Fun fact: Lethal injection was “invented” in Oklahoma

For more fun take a Death row quiz

On a positive note only 8 out of 10 of top Gonorrhea States are from the South.

Per 100,000 people

1. Mississippi (257.1)
2. South Carolina (242.5)
3. Louisiana (240.6)
4. Alabama (234.0)
5. Georgia (216.8)
6. North Carolina (199.4)
7. Delaware (176.0)
8. Missouri (175.9)
9. Ohio (167.4)
10. Tennessee (162.6)

But Alabama should be the proudest

being in the top 10 of STD's and Execution

Alabama #9 on total executions

Alabama #2 on Primary and secondary syphilis

Alabama #5 on Chlamydia

Alabama #4 on Gonorrhea

Alabama #1 on overrated football programs

When little people attack

All I can say is nice work little man

Sarah says goodbye

Farewell George
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Even the fattest are getting skinny

Not Meatloaf but Microsoft and Intel are dropping pounds and pounds of employees in 2009.
Best Buy is happy knowing that many of their future employees will be over qualified and extremely bitter.

Iron Maiden documentary set for spring release

Shouts of elation are being heard from basements throughout America!

Iron Maiden is releasing a documentary set in the Spring of 2009 and headbangers are waiting in nervous anticipation. Iron Maiden fans never die, they just don't move out of mom and dad's house. Iron Maiden is doing the world a service by releasing this tasteful piece of history as aluminum cans will be gathered to purchase this art work, lawns will be mowed as parents bribe their adult children into doing long forgotten chores, less cash will be circulated through out the dope smoking community as Maiden CD's will be exchanged for weed. This is a great day!

The Happy Countries...Did yours make the list?

No North Korea and no Iraq and that was to be expected but I am guessing the British researchers who put this together didn't like George Bush and the Obama led United States will be on the 2009 list. The list doesn't help Bollywood, India ranked 125.

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