Thursday, January 22, 2009

Iron Maiden documentary set for spring release

Shouts of elation are being heard from basements throughout America!
Iron Maiden is releasing a documentary set in the Spring of 2009 and headbangers are waiting in nervous anticipation. Iron Maiden fans never die, they just don't move out of mom and dad's house. Iron Maiden is doing the world a service by releasing this tasteful piece of history as aluminum cans will be gathered to purchase this art work, lawns will be mowed as parents bribe their adult children into doing long forgotten chores, less cash will be circulated through out the dope smoking community as Maiden CD's will be exchanged for weed. This is a great day!

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