Friday, January 2, 2009

Zoo Keeper Builds Giant Fake Vagina for Lonely Walrus

Holley Muraco has a very unique job, one that would get her an odd look at speed dating and cause many awkward moments in some social settings.
"So what do you do?"
"Where do you find the material for a project like that?"
"In essence you're the Larry Flint of the underwater mammalian adult industry?"
"What kind of ROI do you get on one of those?"
Holley has constructed similar body parts for horses, cows and pigs but it sounds like this the first walrus parts she has made. If this gig doesn't work I know there is a certain hedge hog that would let her construct a body part for her.

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