Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Gist - if your teen pledges to not have sex, start buying diapers. Palin style. The UK laugh at us and blame the Jonas Bros. But don't worry kids, it's cool to be pregnant. Oh, and it's all Juno's fault.
You know what I hate worse than studies, teens that don't have sex and wear rings. On the other hand, $23.95 isn't a bad way to purify your soul.
Monday, December 29, 2008
Now the hippies, loggers and pregnant men of Oregon think it's a good idea to track your every move, then tax you on it.
Fucking Oregon. I thought hippies and loggers liked their privacy. Guess not. Hey Oregon, say hello to Florida and Texas when you reach the bottom of shit hill.
And the makers of Agent Orange would be listed as 'Harvest Agent'
Alex encourages future employees to sing and strum qualifications during job interviews.
WDCSD found that the most informative part of the video is Alex saying
Works for me.
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Saturday, December 27, 2008
Friday, December 26, 2008
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Whatever Drugs Car Salesmen Do [WDCSD] have SPAM in the commissary and hours of conversation have been dedicated to the gelatinous meat.
WDCSD always spend time in Maui over the Holidays and after watching Rip eat his meal I rushed back to the room at the Maui Inn and found this gem from BK.
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
We here at Whatever Drugs Car Salesmen Do [WDCSD] think the potential for this gem is enormous.
Sunday, December 21, 2008
EVERYBODY LOVES A LIST: The Cheating Spouse's Cheat Sheet: 36 things every guy should know before he cheats.
Saturday, December 20, 2008
That said ...
In Today’s Economy - You must be ready. Ready for what? Everything, and these SIX FILMS will help.
1. Red Dawn – if you can’t avenge Harry Dean Stanton you’re fucked.
2. Apocalypse Now - so that’s how Frank Booth became Frank Booth. Makes sense.
3. Road Warrior - hold on to your assless chaps! This is from Mad Max, so what.
4. Six String Samurai - remember when you dropped out of college to play lead guitar in that band that peaked by playing a shitty gig on the worst talk show in the history of television – The Carson Daily Show. Then everyone you knew laughed at you. Well, fuck them. You’re now the leader of the world and you rock.
5. Children of Men – Michael Caine growing and smoking massive amounts of dope in a cool cabin in the middle of nowhere. Sounds like my Uncle Ramón.
6. WALL-E - keep your 64-ounce 7-Eleven soda mug and you’ll be fine. If you're hard core, and you know you are, make it a double gulp, those are the best. Basically be an American - who says fat and lazy won't pay off.
Two questions being asked around Hollywood Circles IS IT GOING TO SNOW IN ASPEN? and IS J-LO GETTING SEPERATED?
The article quotes Peta director Jason Baker. "One must understand that movies don't just entertain, they have the power to educate and inspire, and they can even influence viewers' behavior." WTF? I watched "The Wrestler" last week and so far I didn't fore go visiting my daughter and instead fucked a coked up bar slut in the women's bathroom, not yet at least.
Top honors go to
"Marley & Me" starring a rescued yellow lab, Friends "actress" Jennifer Aniston, and a rescued Owen Wilson. This gets two paws up. The movie gives you the good feeling that dogs are family members no matter what.
I guess Peta is referring to 'good' families. I was left on the side of the road returning from the dump after trying to change the radio button in on my fathers car stereo, I could only imagine what he would of done if I took a shit on the carpet. Would Peta be happy if I did meth with my dog?
Peta praise "Bolt"
movie about a canine 'actor' who accidentally gets lost and discovers the joys of simply being a dog. I don't want to have to describe this bit of Hollywood genius. It stars John Travola and Billy Ray Cyrus's daughter (Where the hell is Butch Coolidge when you need him)
The final top honor goes to "The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian." all the animals are CGI so no animals were harmed in the realistic battles of flying mammals versus snakes in armored battle gear. What Peta fails to realize is the well known fact that CGI technicians, as a field, have the highest addiction to man on animal porn based on traffic to these sites.
As far as the movies that are feeling the wrath of Peta
"Semi-Pro" starring Will Farrell
according to the article it features Rocky, a grizzly bear from Predators in Action which provides animals and handlers for Hollywood movies. "These violations include failing to maintain structures and shelters in good repair, keeping a lion in a tiny shelter box in the snow, and failing to provide animals with drinking water," Peta says. "After the movie was released, Rocky fatally mauled one of his trainers."
So what's the problem? I thought Peta loved a good mauling.
"You Don't Mess with the Zohan" encourages deadly copycat actions. In one scene, Zohan uses a cat as a hacky sack (a small bag filled with beans and used in a game that requires juggling it in the air with the feet), and in another scene, a man uses a cow as a punching bag.
I saw copycat hacksacking throughout Los Angeles last week.
Prince Caspian Trailer
Marley & Me trailer
Friday, December 19, 2008
It was no surprise that the McDonald's Corporation will stop at nothing to market it's product. From the hiring of Larry Light, former executive vice-president for marketing and media services at BBDO Worldwide to the rebranding of Ronald McDonald to stupid ass videos that claim the goodness and wholeness of McDonalds. Larry and Mary love a fight and when your opponent is the Huffington Post or employees who want to Unionize...You'll win.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
CP+B will get to sprinkle Best Buy with it's magic in 2009.