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McDonald's Happy Meal Turns 30

McDonald's Happy Meal Turns 30!
Seems to be going well for America.
Obesity rates thank you and your buddies.

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Explosion at a SLIM JIM plant kills 3

Not the "Snap into a Slim Jim" the company was looking for.

A gas leak caused an explosion that killed three Slim Jim workers.

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Alex Bogusky gives interview on the set of "SAW XI"

Apparently Alex gives interviews in between cutting up hookers in a creepy basement-like facility.

Much of the interview looks and sounds like he is trying for something but not reaching it.

Comes off less cool than the Bogusky brand needs to.

Traditional Media...Blah Blah Blah

Traditional Media...Blah Blah Blah.

Method Advertising?  WHAT?

SO COOL...SO SO COOL

Jeremy Abelson Interviews Alex Bogusky for the Huffington Post from Jeremy Abelson on Vimeo.

The Softer side of Canada

Canada...Real nice.

Dickwads

Is Will Smith remaking "The Death Pool"

Holy Crap! When will Will Smith buy the rights to the two deadly months of 2009? WDCSD has not seen a 60 day span like this one...EVER!

What a couple of weeks!

Ed

Farrah

Michael J

Billy Mays

Julia's Cousin

Steve McNair

Michael Roof didn't even get a blip on the tidal wave of death.

Joey Chestnut defends his mustard belt

Hotdogs. 68 Hotdogs.

Just thinking about it makes Rip Salsa ill, ill but proud to be an American.

Dude You Just Poached My Ad

There has been a lot of hype surrounding Alex and his band of cool lately, a "Summer Surprise", a huge push of self promotion and others claiming a near JUMP THE SHARK of Alex.

The business built around watching the ad world has been all over a blow job sandwich which Gawker came out and blamed Cool Alex and the Bike Commuters for and now the Microsoft Puke ad for Explore 8.0, both the work of others and not CP+B but became about CP+B.  The continued self promotion has confused some or maybe like a cushion fart that lingers, CP+B still gets the blame for the smell.  Fernado from SNL said,

 "It's not how feel, it's how you look."

Nice job boys and girls of Boulder...You have made it! Perception is everything.

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The Oldest Jonas brother will be having dirty hot sex soon

Kevin Jonas, the oldest Jonas Brother, is anticipating the day he can throw his purity ring over a bridge and watch it sink to the bottom of the bay.  After Kevin gets married and bangs this hot hairdresser I am sure the other brothers will be asking what the hell it was like to have dirty hot sex?  Kevin will be telling his brothers to throw those stupid rings away and start hitting the hotties in the concert crowds, suggesting they change their name from Jonas Brothers to Motley Jonas, this sex thing is unbelievable.

"It was tough performing last night, knowing that I was going to ask the biggest question in my life to the most amazing girl in the world," People quoted Jonas as saying.

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Step Two: Kill the parents

Fucking dip shits with exotic pets.

What the fuck are you proving by owning a snake that takes up more room than an Andre the Giant shit?  Were all the pit bulls taken?  Did the local Tiger adoption fall through?  Life has enough bullshit without introducing a snake.

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Give Me Sex Or I Kill The Dog.

This Dognapper's days are now spent behind bars.

He demanded $70 or some sex for the return of Pineapple the Dog.

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RIP Billy Mays

Pitchman Billy Mays died.

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Ad guys: Try getting laid more at home and stop taking it to the digital airwaves

Sweet Jesus is the entire ad world horny?

A McDonald’s Pay Cover-Up? Maybe that's how the beat BK

An article at 247wallst.com points out some very interesting cover ups by Ronald's Army of executives and the hold back of information on payouts for Mayor McCheese's country club fees.

At some point shouldn't this be the fault of McDonald's advertising buddies?  Maybe they could put out some ad pointing out how McDonald's executives are a diverse group of good guys and girls and how the McDonald's Corporation helps needy people highlighting the grounds crew of the country club enjoying a new tasty McDonald's Angus burger.  Freak out about a blow job burger picture that made it's way to the Internet and has us believe it's on every corner but slow to tell everyone that this is a Singapore Ad and not a U.S. campaign.  Someone should tell WDCSD where all the uproar about all the semi-stereotypical McDonald's ads that flood the airwaves (scratch that) the digital waves?

Punch me in the face- But in this economy show me a beefy seven inch meat sandwich over a douche bag getting his 3.6 million dollar salary and seems to be a bad tipper.

Nice job Tim Fenton!

When you make macho movies and then complain to you boss please use spellcheck

WDCSD has a few rules when it comes to Email.
1. Never Email Drunk
The Never Email Drunk rule is the #1 always follow rule of the Internet for numerous reasons which includes sending Emails to your bosses and ex-girlfriends.
Michael Bay was unhappy about how "Transformers Duex" was being marketed an sent an after hours email to his bosses, his bosses released the email to the gossip king TMZ.
This brings WDCSD to rule # 2
2. Always use spell check when Emailing.
If your a professional sending an Email to other professionals try to make your Emails readable and grammatically correct,which ties into the #1 rule of Never Email Drunk, because if TMZ gets a hold of your Email you will get crushed.
The final WDCSD email rule should also be a Miller Lite Man Law rule.
3. Never sound like a pussy or try to sound Email Tough.
It never works to sound like a little baby when you complain on Email because you'll come off sounding like a pussy.

Michael Bay broke all three rules in WDCSD's opinion. When you try as hard to look Hollywood perfect like Michael Bay does this could nut punch Mikey Sally Bay where it hurts, the ego pocket book. Michael may be asked to direct the next Sandra Bullock movie instead of working on bad ass movies like "Bad Boys" or "The Rock" and instead be asked to work on the "Bad Boys the Musical". Also WDCSD loves the Michael Bay Phil Spector connection with the woman who killed herself.
The drunk/Bad Grammar/Pussy email was pointed out in an article by Greg Sandoval who covers media and digital entertainment for CNET News and has a great mustache.

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Is Hollywood out of Ideas...THERE CAN BE ONLY TWO

Will Fucking Smith- King of the Remakes

Life seems to be measured in remakes as industry leaders transition from the age demographic that grew up watching movies in the 1970's to the now obvious trend in the  leadership run by the generation whose childhood memories consist of 1980's cinema and comic books.

The buzz was a Zac Efron remake of Footloose, which he bailed on after that lame ass Freaky Friday remake.  Zac is being replaced by the dreamy Chance Crawford who in all my public bathroom encounters with look-a-likes is far more handsome than Zac.  Sweet Jesus the six degrees of Chance Crawford? The Crawford Brothers? Palates with Chance?  More indicators of this trend is the possible MTV remake of Teen Wolf and Paul Verhoeven must be rolling over in his grave (He is dead in Hollywood's eyes, just kidding Paul! I think The Surrogate will be terrific! Someone who considers Halle Berry to be too old to carry a baby is awesome.) as the talk of remaking RoboCop is abound.  

Others?

Red Dawn

Oldboy-This one will be a FUBAR  Will Fucking Smith?

Karate Kid- Another Will Fucking Smith, the Fresh Prince of Remakes.

Alien- Ridley Scott must be proud to be associated with Carl Erik Rinsch.

Highlander- "There Can Be Only TWO?"

Soon WDCSD will be arguing about the best remakes of all time and who played a better Robert Neville, M.D, Will Smith or Charlton Heston?

"Was the 1990's remake of Standing Tall better than the 2014  remake of Against All Odds?"

Time will pass and maybe, like Einstein's law of relativity as speed increase the mass gets to hard to push with any energy, Hollywood will hit the wall on remakes and the term DuexNext, remake # 2 will be the rage.  It was one thing when there were a few adaptions from books like Robin Hood, where you would expect 9 or 10 remakes but this is beginning to look a lot like Hell.

Come out...Come out...Punks are trying to geek on CP+B

WDCSD always find it funny how all the nerds come out of the woodwork to make fun of the Burger King/Crispin relationship after some news that seems to prove the nerds are winning. Google search Burger King Crispin Porter and Bogusky Sweet Jesus you would think Obama won some sort of election, Saltine Crackers changed it shape to oval...Mister Salty thinks these pundits of shame are a bit on the salty side. Nerds are still Nerds and CP+B is still CP+B is winning all the time. Maybe once in a while the cool guys in Boguskyland walk out of the bathroom with a urine stain visible on their cool jeans, the pair they wear to business meetings.Alway remember that the urine will dry and they still have the coolest jeans in the business.

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LIVING NEAR KFC DOESN'T MAKE YOU FAT

At WDCSD we love a good study.
The study from Indiana University-Purdue University Indanapolis (Handful)
points out that living next to a BK or Skippers does not make you fat. The study also mentions living next to a shopping mart full of fresh fruits and vegetables does not make you skinny.
The cool thing was living next to a kickball diamond or some sort of recreational facility made you skinnier. Living next to a track and field facility made you fatter according to the study.
Kicking a ball or running around tackling a buddy is fun, running in circles in front of your parents and those creepy track dudes...NOT FUN. Once again loser scientists spent a shitload of money to prove that sitting on your ass makes you fat and track is boring. Way to go science dudes.

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British Meat Spill

The British sure know how to make a meat spill on a road sound awesomely pleasant.
Rip Salsa had no idea that the toothy empire builders called trailers a Lorry or the windshield a windscreen.
WDCSD love the British.


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Swedish Meatballs

CP+B heads to Europe.

Alex's band of Cool heads to Europe after buying the digital agency Daddy.

This makes total sense as Boulder loses it cool factor, Alex can offer an even hipper place to co-workers who take a love it or leave it attitude about America.

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