Showing posts with label PETA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label PETA. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

MEAT GRINDER MISHAP


"Despite all safety precautions there was an unforeseen tragic accident at our plant," Brian Coelho, general manager of the plant, said in a prepared statement. "The circumstances are being fully investigated." The Associated Press March 1, 2011
First off Brian, your company makes you look like a dick. Does a guy like you have a Facebook page? What was your status update that day? "Rough Day at Work" Way to show some compassion. But you have had mishaps previous to this. Seems to me the $1000 dollar fine you had to pay was a little steep. Yes it happened again. A meat grinder death in California. I believe this is the first senior citizen that has died by the teeth of a industrial meat mincer. Leopoldo Gutierrez was 72 years old. A fucking 72 year old man working at a meat grinding plant in California? Stay classy Central Valley Meat Co. (checking for web site now)
No website? Strange I thought MUTT would come up with some catch slogan for meat. insert music a smiling illegal and then some cheesy voice over. Anyway Central Valley Meat Company has a job opening if your entering your twilight years of life and are looking for some additional income.


Tuesday, May 4, 2010

BP or BK caused massive oil slick off Gulf Coast?



On the war path again!
The King has ramped up his destructive creativity. The King growing tired of just destroying office spaces and mental institutions has moved on to bigger and better things. The destruction of the Gulf Coast fragile ecosystem was The King's latest target. PETA has claimed the oil spill was not British Petroleum's problem but those damn meat eating bastards.

ARTICLE



Thursday, April 9, 2009

Shirtless Dad's Flock to BK after latest Gem



Targeting the 30 year old crowd who enjoys the sponge bob kid's meal?
Droves of Shirtless Dad's singing this song as they reward their new girlfriend's kid with a cheeseburger and fries with the promise of not coming into the bedroom later that evening.
After five years of milking the Subservient Chicken and getting used to the creepy headed BK guy and that dude that used to go by HOOTIE now singing country music for real.  The luster of the cute chicken is lessened.  Hell PETA can't even get any run off the King anymore.  I don't blame Rob for turning his back on BK money for the Golden Ticket of MS, Rip Salsa would too.  Rip needs a golden ticket to pay off the Los Angeles water bill for my new office water fountain.


Sunday, April 5, 2009

Moron's v. Crispin Porter and Bogusky



What happens when a Moron tries to sit at the CP+B 'Cool Table'?  You always look foolish.
What happens when you try to smack CP+B in your article? You always look foolish.
What happens when you call yourself G Man Marketing? You always look foolish.
What happens if you get arrested from drinking 40's while driving a school bus? You look like Rip.
Rip Salsa never tries to explain logically why I think some things are lame and others things are cool.  If your a fan of Football you may think every single person knows who the tight end of the Redskin's is.  Ask your mom who the tight end is for the Redskins she may say John Elway.
Geeks who try to bash CP+B for using Mac Computers to make the Microsoft ads are just geeks and forget that Mom's don't care, Mom's will just think Lauren is cute.   Who cares if Mac still gets the 'Hard Core', my computer will help me get laid crowd.  Rip Salsa has a Mac for that reason too and so does his Mom. Rip Salsa also has two refrigerators, one with meat in it and one with no meat, so I can get laid by some hot vegetarians.
Looking through my 11,000 Google Alerts I spotted an article about Microsoft that someone named SCOTT G? What are you a rapper from the 90's?   Anyway he tries to bash CP+B for not knowing anything and what happened to advertising and he just screams....
"You Kids Get Off My Lawn."
Rip Salsa hasn't slept, coming off a Vitamin K binge and ended up taking a 11 PM train to San Juan Capistrano only to lose money betting the Duck Fighting last night. Riding the Greyhound bus back to Los Feliz Blvd sucks, thank God for my wireless card.
I asked the Bum sitting next to me if he knew who the Tight End for the Redskins is?  
"BlahhFFFuchk Yu".  Nope.   


Monday, March 23, 2009

Annual seal hunt underway

Clubs in Canada are much different that the ones in Las Vegas...Unless your name is Javon Walker.
Let the seal beatings begin.

Matt Lauer, PETA's New Enemy


Pam doesn't care if you look at her tits, but when you run down a deer on your bike... that pisses her off. Matt Lauer is screwed. PETA's next move is to outlaw bikes.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Having Exotic Pets Never Seems To Pay: APE ATTACK

Whacked out on drugs and suffering from Lyme disease a crazed ape attacks the woman who raised him from infancy.
Stick with nice dogs and pampered cats.  Here is a LIST OF EXOTIC ANIMAL ATTACKS just to prove WDCSD's point.
It just puts you in a different class of wacko owning weird animals like snakes, rats, tigers, cougars, gators or monkeys.  We love the shirtless, the meat grinder accidents, the fact Pam Anderson wont rot after she dies, Alex Bogusky being Alex Bogusky but we do find wild animals living in apartments as lame beyond all other lame items reported.




Monday, January 12, 2009

Guitar shredder Ted Nugent offers box set

#1 'asked for' on most terrorists' year end must have list of 2009

According to an article at freep.com
How 'bout a six-set retrospective ("Nugent," "Penetrator," "Little Miss Dangerous," "If You Can't Lick 'Em ... Lick 'Em," "Spirit of the Wild" and "Full Bluntal Nugity") that will be reissued by Eagle Rock Entertainment on Feb. 3. Awesome, indeed.

Sweet Jesus! Get me a camp shovel and a roll of toliet paper I have to clean WDCSD's CD player that smells like shit now. SIX-SET RETROSPECTIVE? Ted Nugent six-set retrospective? The world is coming to an end the five words we humans should have never whispered
Ted Nugent six-set retrospective.

Maybe Ted's right


Tuesday, January 6, 2009

SARAH PALIN'S DAUGHTER GETS A BABY GIFT FROM PETA

PETA proves they write wonderful music but Roseanne Barr is their lead singer.

PETA and all their wacky tactics still pale in comparison to Ted Turner's Remark.
"WE'RE ALL GONNA EAT EACH OTHER FOR SNACKS"