Ryan Kutscher, the CP+B d-bag of the Year

Okay, to be fair NOBODY can beat Alex in the d-bag department, but Ryan is doing the best he can.




Here's the final product:

This guy loves to dance.

A feel good clip that makes me want to dance.

I would dance if it wasn't for my IBS that makes me shy away from high stepping kind of dancing.

Alex B Curses at an Employee

Here's an Alex Bogusky clip... post haircut. He says ideas come from riding a bike. So if you want to work for CP+B ditch your skateboard.

Learning English is hard but singing is harder.

Rip Salsa loves those FW: emails you get that point out how Clinton was at fault for the mortgage crisis or my favorite
Are you patriotic enough?
Turns out from an online test Rip Salsa is

Somewhat Patriotic
He scored 63% US Philosophy, 70% American Pride, 33% Involvement, and 100% Citizen Status!

Getting a shitty score like Rip's score the committee for patriotic citizens require you to listen to this god awful video 12 times and then shoot yourself in the foot with an American made gun.
Uncle Sam is pissed!
Press one for English.
Don't they realize all you need is a balance on a credit card and America will welcome one and all.

Old people with dementia have a duty to die and should be pushed towards death, says Baroness Warnock

Wow this guy shows passion.

Kill all old people.

So I guess Benjamin Button the movie would have never been made.

In his words. When it comes to dying the articles author give this advise.

‘there is nothing wrong with feeling you ought to do so’.

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And the winner is...SEX

The Oscar was golden, the show was nice and catching up on what Sean Penn had to say was priceless as seeing how humble people with cat sitters and maids can be.
Mickey Rourke and Benny Button got the snub.
WDCSD was finishing up research on red carpet fashion and reviewing the speeches when over at the Reuters site it amazes me how SEX never loses...EVER
Reuters most watched video was a fashion show on the newest summer wear. Not the Oscars, not the Golden Raspberry but SEX...So good job with your work, no matter how bad or how freaky you get you always have an audience.

CRAPPY VIDEO OF THE WEEK

No group could get your Mom and Dad hotter than Danny and Armi.

A good Sandler movie?

I hate to say it but it looks good.

Spicoli in German

Button v. The Wrestler

Hollywood loves Pitt

WDCSD loves The Wrestler

It isn't about cheap It's about lazy

Mayo Clinic did a cost comparison on

Fast Food v. Home Cooked.

Home cooked meals came in first. LAZY is what should be reported not fat. Believe me if I could find a picture of a fat Amish guy I would. Amish guys always eat at home and burn the energy from the Oxtail and lentil soup building boxes for heaters sold on television. Another thing about the Amish is if they were partying with Michael Phelps they wouldn't snap his picture with an iPhone while he was smoking some Barry White ganja out of a skull shaped bong. What prick doesn't just party with Michael Phelps but instead tells himself,

"Hey watch me kill someone career"

What a fucking dick. REALLY

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Why you should play basketball

Sweet Jesus!

I can't believe there is such a thing as real wrestling.

Wrestling and Texas are two things that mix like matches and gas.

The state of Crispin Porter and Bogusky

If your waiting for failure

Look elsewhere.

CP+B will continue to laugh while wearing things you can't find at a store, talking a language you'll never learn and smelling wonderful.

You can't buy cool.

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Is The Independent Film Dead?

The departure of Geoffrey Gilmore from the Sundance Film Festival signals a change in the marketing of independent film. Short term this changes the face of the Sundance Film Festival and perhaps how it will be presented in the future. Geoffry went to work for De Niro.

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The Spoiled Generation

KICK

Continuing the lazy I call activity...
Posting others work and claiming it as WDCSD original taste.
THIS IS AMERICAN COOL.

Don't

DON'T

What the hell is up with Hugo Chavez's finger?

Even Cowgirls get the Blues but I didn't know Venezuela's president Hugo Chavez has the blues too. Check out his FINGER....FREAKY.

Feedbag - What will Alex do with this?

How will the shoeless wonder Alex B market this one? My guess is hidden video.

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Taser gun's inventor dies at 88

Cops mourn as news of Taser inventor death circulate throughout doughnut shops and mustache trimming shops and other places lawdogs hang out.

As a tribute to his memory amped up officers plan to use his product on every arrest today.

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Man tasered, arrested after mobile home park rampage

Just can't get enough shirtless dude trailer park taser arrests.
This article has some of Whateverdrugscarsalesmendo favorite words.

Trailer Park
Rampage
taser
ransacked
shirtless

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Two Lovers

Great interview

Advertising and media try to grab onto TOTT(Texting on the Toilet) demographic

Companies have turned to gimmicks and promotions to get customers to buy products in the worst economy in a generation. Two for One cars, Saturday Night Live Skits selling Pepsi, McDonald's claiming they carry the working man's coffee at the expense of Starbucks, Kimble's Uncle hawking Pontiac cars, Burger King asking you lose your friends for a burger, Hyundai offering to take your car back if you lose your job, a desperate Las Vegas begging you to visit and beer companies buying space on an airline hostess' attire. Stunts are everywhere and it's uncertain if it working or not as American consumers hold tight to their wallets. There is a definite trend towards the cheap as affluent guzzlers of American cool are leaning on McDonald's dollar menu and skipping over the higher priced Olive Garden and Chili's.

One bright light in the shift to shitty food is the manufactures of toilet paper are seeing a spike in product use due to the extra time consumers are spending on the crapper. As money flows out so does the health of the American public. This trend isn't all negative due to the mobility of technology, TOTT (Texting on the toilet) and 3G web surfing can be done on the toilet and advertisers will see more and more clients wanting to grab this consumer segment.

Always look on the bright side of life.

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Bald divorced men are getting wood as designs of the new centennial corvette surface

Men who drive penis' around L.A. are salivating over the new corvette.
This little gem works better than a net when your trying to capture a stupid farm girl from Ohio that needs a ride from the L.A. Greyhound station to the Motel 6.

Man cuts hand off - again

A New Zealand man who nearly cut his hand off with a bandsaw had earlier almost cut off the same arm in another accident.


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'Secretary of Taste' Domino's new 'NOID'

CP+B is running out a new campaign for Domino's that sorta sounds like the Commissioner of the More Taste League. Secretary of Taste. Break free from the bongs, chips and boards (Surf:Miami Snow:Boulder)

Get back to work guys.

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Nice tackle by the cop

A refeshing change from a shirtless fat dude on Los Feliz blvd. this cop got to tackle a hottie who stole a U-haul

Oh Steak Knife: Another study that lets you use the two fat kids sitting in a McDonalds.

We thought we were finished using the two fat kids sitting in McDonald's but an new study has given us the opportunity to use it again.

One day we will be writing a headline that reads.

"Two Fat Adults walk into McDonald's and open fire"

A study released states that fat kids recognize fast food restaurant logos more so than other food logos.

No Shit? Fat or Skinny no 4 year old is asking Mom and Pop to pull over at the Outback, way to go SDSU.

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NO WAY! Heart Attack Victim Saved by Defibrillator Salesman After Car Crash

This is too good to be true.

What are the chances the car you almost hit after having a heart attack was being driven by a Defibrillator salesmen?

What's next?

Condom Salemen saves whore from beating?

Southern United States Denny's owner saves black man from burning building?

Dick Cheney saves choking vegan?

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Who knew Netflix was such a bad ass

Netflix is lookin' good, much like that buddy that matured a little later than the muscle heads that had mustaches in the 8th grade. Netflix is here and all the pretty girls want him. The former studs with love handles (Cable) and the over-used declining hot girls (DVD) are crying about the way it used to be.

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McWorld

McDonald's was the only company on the Dow with a 12 month gain.

Ronald's army keeps marching on.

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This guy thinks we are all going to die

We are headed towards a food catastrophe in 2009 and the dude in the article has maps to prove it.

Stock up and store your cans of chili and saltines.

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Crappy Video of the Week

Krokus

Now opening for .38 Special at the Douglas County ShamWow booth.

The curse of going barefoot

Alex went barefoot and the repercussions of that one act cause Crispin Porter and Bogusky to lay off over 7% of it's staff. Our Los Angeles branch thinks it is in an effort of CP+B parent company to sell of portions of its assets and this lay off will make the balance sheet look better. In this economy (Punch me in the face) no one wants to look fat and sassy and Crispin Porter+Bogusky was starting to look fat... sassy came to Boulder long ago.
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Biggest career killing move

1. Chris Gaines

2. Billy Squire
Garth Brooks, which is a stupid made up name anyway, decided to give himself a makeover.

Billy Squire decided to dance in a video.

You decide. I have to go with Billy because Garth had more money than Bill Gates before he killed his Career. Squire was just getting started and BANG...Dead career...Can you say now opening at the Boulder Colorado FFA banquet.

Chinese robots plan to rule the world by 2010

This Video tells you not to study anything until the last two years of your life

Christian Bale Remix

Christian Bale is approved by WDCSD



In case you haven't heard his now classic rant, here it is.

Google Earth goes to the pot (patch)

Some stoner named 'The Dude' or some other Big Lebowski nickname dope dealers choose for themselves is really pissed at Google Earth right now. Turns out the picture is really nice and the cops used it to find 'The Dude's' grow. Google Earth's phone line was jammed with 100 of teenage boys and creepy old men asking if hot cheerleaders could be seen using the Google software.
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NFL QUATERBACK PISSED ON DURING GAME

Not a new CP+B reality based advertisement but it did happen.

Matt Cassel was stopping a drunk fan from line cutting while waiting to use what must have been a sanitary stadium urinal. This enraged the drunk blatter-filled fan and he proceeded to use Matt Cassel's leg like the NFL treats 30 year old running backs.

If Matt Cassel's name was INTEGRITY then he would have looked over to see his ball coach Bill Bellacheat doing the wetting.

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The winner of the Super Bowl was NBC

Good game
Some Drama
No commercials to remember except the Alec Baldwin NBC commercial.
Alex Bogusky created it.
Many of the ads were booked before the crash (See In This Economy) and maybe the last gasp of the corporate bastards who put us into this mess.
What the hell will happen next year during the breaks that were filled with a talking baby, talking horse, talking lizards, talking robots, talking horses asses that you use to look for an underpaying job.
I hope this hype of Super Bowl commercials will someday be looked upon like two twin brothers who had a show and knew how to YO-YO.
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