Groundbreaking Study: Teens Lie and Have Sex

I hate studies, but I do read the ones that affirm my pathetic existence.

Gist - if your teen pledges to not have sex, start buying diapers. Palin style. The UK laugh at us and blame the Jonas Bros. But don't worry kids, it's cool to be pregnant. Oh, and it's all Juno's fault.


You know what I hate worse than studies, teens that don't have sex and wear rings. On the other hand, $23.95 isn't a bad way to purify your soul.