Police Blotter from Athens lets you know how the South Parties.

The blotter reads: Man in boxers doesn't go quietly - July 16

WDCSD would enjoy that sentence alone but the fantastic part is the description of the incident.

Officers found the 43-year-old man outside of Fred's, 2656 Atlanta Highway, reeking of mouthwash and covered with poison ivy rash, according to police.

Party on Georgia and keep saying "Thank God for Alabama"