Meat Spill leaves giant sausages strewn across Interstate 43

Pam Anderson should be calling soon as word spreads faster than her legs about a meat spill in Illinois. A semi-truck full of 2 foot sausages was strewn across the interstate and that always draws a crowd in Illinois. Joey Chesnut was called in to clean up the mess and Pam was chartering a jet.
Pam was quoted as saying

"When Tommy and I get together there is always a meat spill in Malibu."

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