Another McDonald's shooting.
This shooting involves a sawed off shotgun, drive through, breakfast menu and no deaths.
The rule for working at McDonald's is to avoid getting shot because McDonald's is likely to find an excuse why you shouldn't get your medical bills paid.
Steps to avoid getting shot while working at McDonald's.
2. Grab your full-time manager, as he/she will have insurance and can afford to get a shotgun blast to the face.
4. Expose your penis at work. This gives you a work story later in life, no one works at McDonald's long enough to recall whether it was you...Really who puts McDonald's on a resume?
5. Quit.
7. Quit
10. Ask patrons to look up "Pink Sock" on Urban Dictionary and if they don't know what it is be sure to tell them.
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